The Devil’s GPS: Navigate Unseen Worlds
This isn’t a hiking tool—it’s a 17th-century ceremonial artifact recreated for modern mystics. When ordinary compasses spin wildly at haunted sites, Chronos’ Whisper locks onto interdimensional vortices using:
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Selenite-infused needle: Points to spiritual voids (not magnetic north)
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Orgone-charged brass: Amplifies psychic intention 400%
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Kabbalistic engravings: 72 Names of God for entity protection
Testimonial Hooks
"Used it in Sedona vortex – needle pointed UPWARDS. We dug 6ft and found alien hieroglyphs."
— X-Files Investigator
"My ex’s curse rebounded when the needle shattered. He’s now a Franciscan monk."
— Cassandra L., Bruja
What’s Included
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Chronos’ Whisper Brass Compass
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Charged Bloodstone Pendulum
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Black Velvet Shroud (for dimension-hopping)
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Liber Tenebrarum Manual (decrypted)
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13oz Vial of Blessed Mercury (handle with obsidian tongs)
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Warning Labels
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DO NOT use during solar eclipses (dimensional bleed risk)
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NEVER cross silver and compass (causes permanent aura scarring)
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Avoid contact with:
✦ Vatican priests
✦ Menstrual blood
✦ 5G towers